I gave my houseplants a performance review.
They asked for more room to grow.
#01A LITTLE JOKE. A BETTER DAY.
Dad jokes. Full groan.
A good dad joke takes something ordinary, gives it one unexpected turn, and leaves you smiling despite yourself. These six clean jokes keep the setups short and the wordplay wonderfully unnecessary.
Selected from Jokello’s reviewed collection. All jokes on this page use the clean setting. No account needed to read.
JOKE 01 JOKE 02 My dad opened a bakery inside a library.
Every roll has a backstory.
#02JOKE 03 The family calendar went on holiday.
Its days were numbered anyway.
#03JOKE 04 I bought a belt made of old receipts.
It holds up my questionable decisions.
#04JOKE 05 My umbrella has commitment issues.
It folds under pressure.
#05JOKE 06 I taught my kettle to sing.
Now every morning starts with a steaming solo.
#06
Give the groan a little room.
Read the setup, pause for a beat, then deliver the punchline as if it is the most reasonable thing you have ever said. The houseplant joke works especially well when someone has just mentioned their garden. No explanation required; the groan counts as applause.
Keep the laughs coming.
Like this flavour? Jokello lets you select humour categories, exclude topics and save favourites. See how daily jokes work, including free in-app access and scheduled email with Personal.
For more jokes built around familiar moments, try our everyday humour collection. If your audience spends its day fixing bugs, the developer jokes might land closer to home.